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No Hostile Intentions tee

No Hostile Intentions tee

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I have no hostile intentions. At this time.

An important clarification.

For anyone who believes in diplomacy, restraint, and leaving their options conspicuously open, this tee delivers an oddly formal disclaimer for everyday life.

Technically reassuring. Somehow vaguely threatening. Wear it to family gatherings, HOA meetings, school pickup, or anywhere else where maintaining plausible deniability seems prudent.

Why you’ll like it:

  • 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and feel
  • Relaxed, unisex fit
  • Pre-shrunk for more predictable sizing
  • Designed by a mom-owned small business with an appreciation for extremely specific disclaimers

Peace remains the preferred outcome.



Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.

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