Come on now. For the moments when the situation has gone just far enough to require a raised eyebrow, a tiny head shake, and three words that somehow say everything.
This tee is for people who appreciate a well-timed phrase, a little Southern-adjacent exasperation, and humor that doesn’t need explaining. Easy to wear, easy to style, and just pointed enough to get a knowing laugh.
Details: • 100% ring-spun US cotton • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) • Relaxed unisex fit • Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel • Pre-shrunk • Sewn-in label
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Size chart
Garment measurements in inches. Lay a favorite tee flat and compare. Width is measured straight across the chest; length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body measurements.
Size
Width
Length
Sleeve
S
18.25
26.62
16.25
M
20.25
28
17.75
L
22
29.37
19
XL
24
30.75
20.50
2XL
26
31.62
21.75
3XL
27.75
32.50
23.25
4XL
29.75
33.50
24.63
Sleeve length is measured from the center back. Garment measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches.
